Resolutions

These are a few of my New Year's Resolutions-

1. I will have a perfectly toned body because I will work out every day.

2. I will write in my journal or on my blog every day.

3. My kids will never watch television because I will play with them all day long.

4. My house will be perfectly clean. All. The. Time.

5. I will have a very healthy, very delicious meal on the table every night at 6pm.

6. I will recycle everything.

7. I will go back to school to at least get a bachelor's degree.

8. My kids will always look clean and well-dressed.

9. I will get a full-time job so that we can buy a house.

10. I will totally stick to my budget.

11. I will wake up early everyday and never stay in my pajamas past 7am.

12. I will acquire a years worth of food storage.

13. I will study the scriptures for an hour every day.

14. I will understand and keep up on political news.

15. I will do a perfect job with my church calling.

16. I will keep in contact with all of my friends.

17. I will be a very good wife.

18. We will never miss doing a family home evening.

19. I will make a very nice meal for everyone in my neighbor that has a baby or is sick.

20. I will visit my parents and Chad's parents every week.

21. I will eat 5-9 servings of fruits and vegetables every day.

22. I will do my hair and make-up every day.

23. I will stop eating candy.

24. My kids will be super smart because I will do a preschool with them every day.

I could keep going with this load of crap. Hopefully you figured out pretty quickly that I am joking. Seriously though, things on this list are things that I expect out of myself, things that I feel guilty when I do or don't do. I know I'm not alone in being too hard on myself.

This year my resolution is to-

RELAX

Wish me luck!